An old bastard (literally – 88 year old man and we call him that as a term of endearment because he has lived a full life) was washing his car when two hoodlums came up and decided to take advantage of his age. Unfortunately for these two Bonnie and Clyde losers they picked the wrong Clint Eastwood to rob. After they beat and taunted the elderly man and started to remove his worldly possessions Old Clint pulled out the .38 Special and started blasting the male and female team. He hit the male robber and then they both ran away. Police are investigating the situation but no arrests have been made. Stay tuned for more updates.